you have a larger collection of ball caps and stocking caps than Dick’s Sporting Goods.
you carry a rectal animal thermometer in the inside pocket of your coat, all winter long.
you have used a paper napkin and duct tape to bandage a cut on your hand.
hay falls out of your pocket when you pull your keys out.
you’d rather be in the stall than in the mall.
you spend more time in the barn than your house.
you’ve laid in the middle of a field in all kinds of weather (sun, rain, hail, snow) repairing a piece of equipment.
you check the weather report first thing in the morning and last thing at night, each day.
you have been known to wear pajamas under your coveralls.
your midnight feedings happen in the barn, not at Taco Bell.
you work when you are tired, lazy, sick or would rather be on vacation and even when the calendar says it is a holiday.
you have eaten lunch in the field standing around a gator or the tailgate of a pickup truck during planting or harvest.
you know that elevators are not just found in tall buildings.
you talk more about the weather than your family.
you talk to your dog and he answers you back.
you only need two tools – duct tape and WD40.
your equipment is worth more than your house.
your tan lines look like you are still wearing a shirt.
your animals eat their breakfast before you do.
you base your day on acres not hours.
you can fix almost anything with baler twine.
dust is the color of your pickup truck.
you’ve brought livestock in the house to doctor.
you use baling twine for a belt or for garland on your Christmas tree or as ribbon on a present.
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